1/ We have all started and broken habits during quarantine but the only one keeping score is you. And probably your one eagle-eyed kid.

2/ Now we all know the day and exact time of our garbage, recycle, and clean green pick up and we can’t wait because things are really, legitimately full.

3/ When the time is right (and I think it’s now), purge that piece of clothing that waves the shelter-in-place flag.

4/ Reusable masks and wearing lipstick. There has to be a way.

5/ I can only azoom my children are doing what they’re supposed to be doing. I’m staying safe and cameoing in for when they least expect it.

6/ If your husband asks you if you think the baristas at his regular coffee shops miss him, it would be good of you to give him a bold yirgacheffe yes.

7/ By now we’ve accepted the fact that we haven’t written our first book or learned the choreography to “Juicy” by Doja Cat. Or is that just me?

8/ All I know is no one invited me to do a push up challenge.

9/ As a runner, I confess to some non-essential miles. But in my defense, empty city sidewalks + spring + clean air + A RULE that says you can only do it once a day.

10/ My windows are still dirty which tells me I’m either in the denial or acceptance phase.

11/ Does making six different versions of banana bread qualify as staying sane?

12/ For those on your Last Straw, there is nothing wrong with making “The Last Dance” on Netflix part of your child’s Spring 2020 curriculum.

13/ Dreamers, this is your moment. Planners, this is your mourning.

14/ Rest assured. We will rise and we have the sourdough starter to prove it.